Hell Foods

Me and Nicole had decided, for some reason to go hitchhiking.  We wanted to go to Chapel Hill.  We got as far as Cary, NC.  I actually used to work at the Whole Foods in Cary, so we went into the Whole Foods, and asked around as to if anyone that worked there lived in Chapel Hill.  One guy pointed a lady out.  She said "yes I do, why?" and I said "hey!  I used to work here!  Me and Nicole are trying to get to Chapel Hill, think we can get a ride?"  She said "OK, but I don't get off for a couple of hours".  So to kill the time, i said "hey lets get jobs here and just work for 2 hours then quit!" So i asked them if there was anything we could do and they got us started.  Next thing I knew there was this little 8 year old girl following me around, tormenting me.  When no one was looking, except for me, her face would turn red and horns would pop out on her forehead.  She was a demon.  For real.  I tried to tell people but no one would listen. They thought I was crazy.  Right before our newfound friend was getting off and we were going to get a ride, I looked outside, and the sky went grey, and a weird light was in the sky.  I looked like a zipper.  Next thing I knew, Whole Foods was on fire.  Everyone started running for thier lives.  I walked outside, fixated on the light in the sky, and then watched the entire whole foods be scooped up by this light.  Turns out Whole Foods was some sort of Portal to hell.  Well then the religious freaks came in to fix the situation.  These guys seamed worse than the demons.  We were taken away, and everyone was "exorsized", and bassically we were all at theses God camps.  There was a cardboard cutout of one of the evangelists in front of me and I was so pissed that I punched the cardboard preacher as hard as I could.  Then I heard my girlfriend crying.  I opened my eyes and I had actually punched my girlfriend, who was sleeping next to me, in the face.  Fuck you, weird dream!