for christsnakes, you have forsnaken me, snake and potatoes, snake on me

I was driving home, and as I was pulling into my parking space I saw a huge snake in my spot.  I freaked out, drove around the parking lot a few times, then finally decided to drive over it.  I think it was dead already because it was just laying there, but I had to be on the safe side.  So i drove over it a few times until I heard it's skull pop.
My first thought was that it was a girl that was mad at me that put the snake there.  I didn't really think that, but I kinda did. Later, when the girl came over to put a collection of letters on my doorstep, she saw the dead snake and was wondering why the hell it was there.  She was upset when she heard that I ran over it.  She likes snakes, I hate them.
My second thought was that I killed one of my neighbors pets.
I went to the property manager to let her know that there was a dead snake in my driveway.  Her reaction was "oh you might be seeing some more of those.  we put moth balls around the apartments and they are coming out from underneath."
So far, I have not seen anymore.  But if I do, i'm fucking moving.